Dan's Southpark Sounds

Here is a monkey with four asses...

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Ants in the pants? Ants in the pants? ANTS IN THE PANTS?!?

38.1 kb

I'm not fat, I'm bigboned.

159 kb

All the kids at school call me fat...

52.8 kb

You get your bitchass back in the kitchen, and make me some pie!

116 kb

Shut up butt pirate! I'm trying to hear!

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You want some cheesypoofs too? Yeah I want cheesypoofs!

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If my mom could cook like Cartman's mom, I'd be a big fatass too!

33.6 kb

Excuse me, new kid! I didn't mean to fart on you -- I didn't have a choice!

47.7 kb

When you walk down the street people say, "GOD DAMN! That's a big fat ass!"

94 kb

I'm not fat, I'm festively plump!

49.9 kb

Dude, this is pretty f*cked up right here.

18.3 kb

Follow your dreams, you can reach your goals, I'm living proof. BEEFCAKE!

56.6 kb

Stan, would you tell Kyle that I'm not speaking with him...

26 kb

You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!

59 kb

You're a big fatass, and your mom's a hermaphrodite!

114 kb

Howdy Ho! Howdy Ho Kyle!

51.7 kb

Kyle! Howdy Ho!

34.8 kb

Howdy Ho Chef - Howdy Ho Mr. Hanky!

33.7 kb

Just a second, fatass!

14.1 kb

Kickass #1

8.56 kb

Kickass #2

8.48 kb

Kickass #3

11.1 kb

Kyle: Kick ass dude!

11.6 kb

C'mon, let me kick you in the nuts for it!

38.1 kb

Oh my God! They killed Kenny! You bastard!

43.2 kb

Excuse me, I am a lost little boy - could you help me?

48.6 kb

Whoa dude! You need to mellow out.

13.1 kb

Christmas poo? What the hell is Christmas poo?!?

99.3 kb

Kyle, I will kick you in the nuts...

80.2 kb

No Kitty, this is my pot pie! No Kitty!

103 kb

No Kitty! You can't have any! Bad Kitty! [Farts on Kitty] Excuse me Kitty.

129 kb

No... More... Pie...

87.1 kb

Dude, choppin' off wee wees is not cool!

84 kb

Get the hell out I said! The party's over! Get out Goddammit!

45.6 kb

Shut up! I didn't pee my pants!

21.1 kb

You dirty cheap ass piece of crap!

23.1 kb

You stepped on my foot you pigf*cker!

64.8 kb

I'm not fat! I'm festively plump.

49.9 kb

Hey! Get out of my ass you stupid Rainbows!

397 kb

Can we get rid of all the Mexicans?

116 kb

Oh! I remember! I shoved it up my ass!

98.6 kb

Listen, missy - why don't you go knit me a sweater, before I slap you in the face!

102 kb

He's doing something to his ass!

66.6 kb

Stan cussing out the Visitors

230 kb

Speaking of pounding ass, here comes Stan's homo dog!

69 kb

Stan wants to kiss Wendy Testaburger!

89.9 kb

Who cut your hair? Stevie Wonder?

17.8 kb

Terrance and Philip farting

103 kb

My weenies won't cook!

18.1 kb

I hate you! I want you to die!

30.1 kb

Kyle, did you just throw doodoo at Eric? You sick Bastard!

105 kb

Download Cartman singing "Kyle's Mom is a stupid Bitch" in D minor. 1 minute long, 689kb, in Realplayer format (.rm) CLICK HERE


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